Apocalyptic Ape #8735 Apocalyptic Hot Sauce

Apocalyptic – The End of Mild as You Know It

Apocalyptic is not a condiment. It is a controlled detonation in a glass bottle.

It starts with a sharp distilled vinegar snap and that classic red jalapeño pepper mash flavor you recognize from “normal” hot sauce. Then the 1 million Scoville pepper extract kicks in and politely deletes your concept of “normal” from the timeline. The burn is fast, aggressive, and absolutely committed to its job.

Underneath the fire, there is still flavor: garlic powder and pure cane sugar build a simple, addictive backbone. Jalapeño powder doubles down on authentic pepper taste, while lemon extract brightens the edges so it is not just flat heat. Thick and clingy, so every drop sticks to your food and, unfortunately for you, your memory.

This is the flagship meltdown sauce. The one your rational brain says no to and your inner chaos goblin grabs anyway.

Flavor Profile:

• Front: Bright vinegar and lemon snap with classic red jalapeño flavor

• Core: Brutal, lingering burn from 1M Scoville pepper extract

• Savory: Garlic and jalapeño powder for simple, hard-hitting depth

• Sweet Edge: Pure cane sugar rounds off just enough of the violence

• Texture: Smooth, clingy drip that coats, clings, and does not forgive

Heat Level: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (5/5)
This is “dot on a wing” territory. You do not pour this. You negotiate with it.

Best Deployed On: Wings, pizza, chili, tacos, burgers, ramen, apocalyptic nachos, and any food that wants to sign up for a limited-time existence.

Ingredients: Distilled Vinegar, Red Jalapeno Pepper Mash, Water, 1 Million Scoville Pepper Extract, Garlic Powder, Pure Cane Sugar, Jalapeno Powder, Xanthan Gum, Lemon Extract

Refrigerate After Opening.