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Cannibal Spice – The Sauce That Eats Boring Food Alive
Cannibal Spice is what happens when a habanero decides it is done being a background extra and starts devouring bland meals for sport.
This hot sauce hits with a bright vinegar and lime tang up front, then flows into sweet carrot and onion for that “why is this so addictive?” vibe. The habanero peppers bring a clean, sunny heat, not a death march. Think warm glow, not panic attack. Garlic and salt tie it all together into a tight little flavor bomb that makes everything taste like it survived a delicious ritual.
This is your friendly neighborhood “starter chaos” sauce. It wakes up your food, not your trauma.
Flavor Profile:
Tang: Vinegar and lime juice for sharp, zesty brightness
Sweet Heat: Carrot and onion soften the habanero punch
Savory: Garlic and salt for full-bodied, craveable depth
Vibe: Tropical street food with a slightly unhinged conscience
Heat Level: 🔥 (1/5)
A gentle burn that plays nice with mortals. Perfect for all-day pouring.
Best Deployed On: Tacos, rice bowls, roasted veggies, grilled chicken, scrambled eggs, burritos, and any dish that tastes like it gave up on life before you opened this bottle.
Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Carrots, Onions, Vinegar, Garlic, Lime Juice, Salt.
Refrigerate After Opening.
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