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Chocolate Chip Cookies - Apocalyptic Ape #1067
Made with all Non-GMO, Gluten-free, Soy-free, and vegan Ingredients.
Ingredients: Organic Brown Rice Flour, Organic Gluten-Free, Oat Flour, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Light Brown Sugar, Vegan Chocolate Chips (Unsweetened Chocolate, Organic Cane Sugar, Cocoa Butter), Organic Tapioca Flour, Organic Potato Starch, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Chia Seeds, Filtered Water, Organic Vanilla Extract, Himalayan Pink Salt, Aluminum Free, Baking Powder, Organic Soy Lecithin, Guar Gum.
*REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING. Consume within seven (7) days after opening.
$5.99 USD
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