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Custom Hot Sauce - Cactus Buzz
The Verde Mutation: Cactus Buzz Returns
A vibrant, electric green sauce brewed in solar stills from irradiated cactus, citrus tears, and buzzed-out jalapeños. Earthy, herbal, tangy. Mild, but not weak. It hums.
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Ingredients: Pineapple (Pineapple, Pineapple Juice), Distilled Vinegar, Jalapeño Pepper Mash (Green Jalapeno Peppers, Salt), Onions, Carrots, Water, Pineapple Juice (Water, Concentrated Pineapple Juice & Ascorbic Acid), Pure Cane Sugar, Lime Juice from concentrate, Green Habanero Pepper Mash (Green Habanero Peppers, Salt), Salt, Garlic (Garlic, Water), Red Habanero Pepper Mash (Red Habanero Peppers, Salt)
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$75.00 USD
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