Disclaimer: This is all satire. No claims are real. Just dangerously good fun. Eat responsibly. Rebel wisely.
Proceed with caution, or donβt. We won't judge.
Tropical Sunshine, Apocalypse Punch
When the islands sank, the pineapples rose. Blended with habanero heat and post-civilization sarcasm. Sweet at first. Then it punches you with a flaming tiki torch.
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Ingredients: Crushed Pineapple, Onion, Habanero Peppers, Sugar, Orange juice, water, Garlic Honey, Lime Juice, Vinegar, Citric Acid, Salt, Tarragon, Celery Salt, Xanthan Gum
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