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Custom Hot Sauce - Pineapple Habanero
Tropical Sunshine, Apocalypse Punch
When the islands sank, the pineapples rose. Blended with habanero heat and post-civilization sarcasm. Sweet at first. Then it punches you with a flaming tiki torch.
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Ingredients: Crushed Pineapple, Onion, Habanero Peppers, Sugar, Orange juice, water, Garlic Honey, Lime Juice, Vinegar, Citric Acid, Salt, Tarragon, Celery Salt, Xanthan Gum
HEAT LEVEL 🔥🔥🔥
$75.00 USD
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